Hello new employee! We hope you will enjoy your stay here at "Disaster Deli" where we provide the finest employee benefits. Unfortunately, our checkbook is a little bit in the red right now, so we aren't able to afford all those important things like working kitchen appliances and other employees, but I'm sure you'll be fine. Oh, one more thing. If a customer leaves unhappy, we will be unfortunately forced to fire you, we can't have a bad employee taking up our one slot. But you're a great employee.... right? 

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